Presidential Meeting
Isaiah
Isaiah was born an orphan even though he was white. For his whole life he was an outsider looking in. Now, the chain breakers have allowed him insight into our campaign.
Evan
He was born a boy and raised into the gayest culture. Was known as Evan but now is known as the man who surpassed the insidious hell on earth. Evan is the man who passed all others and continues to make his opponents firepower look like leaf blowers.
Ryan
Once a young and unexperienced adolescent, Ryan has grown and gained wisdom throughout his seventeen years of governmental practice. He knows that guns can be used as defense. Also, he cares about the American people as a whole, which means that no matter how small, he will dedicate his time to resolving any conflict that arises. Ryan Philips is now the proud candidate of the chain breakers, which were formed to allow us all the break free from the chains of society and make America sane again!
Ramius
Ramius was born on a dark and stormy night. Because of this, he has experience making lemons into lemonade. His neighborhood was da hood. Therefore, he knows how to make a positive spin on dark situations. Ramius is the chain breakers campaign manager and spin doctor. He will make sure that we change neighborhoods like his hood, and end political correctness forever. He wants to see political correctness suffer.